March 2012
thebickersons:
juchepresident:
i want someone to follow rick santorum around everywhere and say “no” in a really stern voice every time he tries to speak
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“He [Rick Santorum] is a staunch opponent of abortion, even in the case of rape....”
– John Oliver on Rick Santorum, The Bugle 183 (via sixpencesoulcake)
February 2012
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bedazzledbacon:
but honestly if you try to tell me that Quinn Fabray is anything but a closeted homosexual, I will refer you to my optometrist because clearly you’re not seeing the way she looks at Rachel Berry like a giant piece of bacon
The Zombies, Run app is pretty terrifying to play at night. There’s nothing like having to speed up on an unlit path hearing zombies getting closer to you.
tiffanyfocks:
do you ever see someone and think oh my god i would like to be responsible for your next orgasm
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I can’t tell if it’s super obvious that I spilled weed all over the carpet in my closet or if I’m just paranoid…
I’m going to dedicate this 8 hour shift to rereading A Million Miles of Fun. Because I don’t work. I’m here for 8 hours. And there’s nothing to do. For 8 hours.
“I don’t think Mr. Issa has ever taken birth control. Where they are totally...”
– Cecile Richards, president of Planned Parenthood (via itsjustsex)
wellalright:
air guitaring to songs that don’t even have guitars in them.
